Sophie Monk has a killer body and is better off without Benji! *Bastardly*

Amy Winehouse snorts shots of Vodka in addition to coke. Great. *Yeeeah!*

Ashlee Simpson wasn’t drunk on that radio show, just annoying *CelebWarship*

Nude (but covered) pictures of Heidi Klum modeling her body *CityRag*

Paris Hilton looks like an idiot in this stupid get-up. *CelebrityPuke*

No worries. Patrick Swayze is not going to die tomorrow! *GlitteratiGossip*

This is ugly on both Katherine Heigl AND Britney Spears! *HollywoodBackwash*