Have you ever seen the Pussycat Dolls perform? Quite honestly, it would be cheaper to buy tickets to a burlesque show in Las Vegas than it would be to buy concert tickets to PCD.

Doesn’t the whole, wearing really slutty stuff and acting sexy get old? I mean, you’ve got to wake up one day and say, “Wearing forty pounds of make up and fake hair with all these slutty clothes just isn’t what it used to be!” right? Well anyway.

Pig-nose Victoria Beckham is going to be “performing” with the Pussycat Dolls. What happened to the Spice Girls reunion? A source says,

“They’ve been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in LA. They love her style and think she has the perfect figure for the group. They are all huge Spice Girl fans and can’t wait to have her on stage with them.”

Blown away by her? I’m blown away by all the money her husband David Beckham has. In fact, there is nothing about Victoria that makes me even interested. She’s a fug rich wife with an eating disorder. How is that something to love and be blown away by?

You tell me!

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