Everyone on the celebrity blogging circuit always says how boring Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are, and that they could do almost anything and it still wouldn’t be exciting. And I agree with that. They are just so under my care-radar that it almost amazes me. Until I read this story this morning, I almost forgot that they existed. So it only makes sense that two boring people who are C-listers in Hollywood are getting married. Fox News reports:

Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas this weekend, a source told FOXNews.com’s Pop Tarts columnist Hollie McKay.

Minnillo’s entourage arrived at the dazzling digs Friday afternoon, the source said.

Reps for the comely couple could not be reached.

Lachey, 34, was previously married to Jessica Simpson and starred with her in the hit MTV reality show “Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica.”

Even the story is boring, isn’t it? I think they’d be more interesting if they got drunk, flew to Vegas, and got married there. And then released trashy pictures of themselves. They’d be sell-outs but they are already, aren’t they? I mean, leaking naked pictures of them doing it in a spa wasn’t exactly classy. So what are they trying to hide? We know they secretly want to make cash, so why not make cash off their wedding?!