I try not to write about Tila Tequila because I think she is the worst. If Carrot Top, Andy Dick, Pamela Anderson and Lady Gaga had a baby together, Tila Tequila would STILL be worse. Because she just sucks. Everyone knows it.

Here latest act of suckery would be capitalizing on the death of her “fiance” Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Instead of morning her death and letting her family have an inkling of respect, Tila is taking every opportunity she can to make this about HER. Now she is saying she is pregnant, because Casey wanted to have a baby with her so she’s having a baby to honor Casey.  Tila wrote this information on her blog, which I will never link to. She says a bunch a stupid crap but the basic jist is that she is pregnant, it’s not a publicity stunt (yet it SO is) and it’s all for Casey.

This is completely retarded and she should not be allowed to have a child. I mean, are we just letting anyone become a parent these days? Britney Spears should have taught us something about letting idiots have kids.

I say we start a petition.