Finally something to further what I’ve been saying for the last six months. Those of you who have been reading since the beginning know that I have beef with Tila Tequila for many reasons. She is extremely annoying, she is starved for attention, she whores herself through Myspace, and she is known for being half naked everywhere. Those are just a few reasons why she’s a trick. (If you need further proof that Tila Tequila is an idiot, you can click here or click here.) But now she’s got this “reality” dating show on MTV where she will date both men and women. How original! No one’s ever seen a slutty skeeze be bisexual! By golly, I think Tila might be the first! Tila posted this on her Myspace page:

My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

Barf. I’d rather watch Gilmore Girls or Smallville… that’s how much this program already annoys me! And you guys know how much I HATE the CW and all of their shows. I wonder who’s more obnoxious and fake: Tiffany Pollard or Tila Tequila? Man, its close if its not a tie!