Really, there isn’t much to this story. The title basically says it all. Jennifer Love Hewitt is an uptight, D list celebrity that hates pee. I mean, yeah peeing on anything is gross but hey, at least urine is sterile. They could’ve done number two, and that would’ve been far worse, right?

The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty “Ghost Whisperer,” and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants relieve himself on Hewitts front yard. The group’s new reality show, “Adventures in HollyHood,” premieres tomorrow night on MTV. While handing out invitations to the Three 6 Mafia housewarming party, you can actually see the assistant peeing on a lawn they claim belongs to the actress. (Source)

Wait, Oscar-winning? Well this changes the whole story! If they’ve won an Oscar I’ve really got to ask myself, what has Jennifer Love Hewitt done for society? Has she entertained us at such a level that she has been rewarded with an Oscar? Umm, I don’t think Heartbreakers earned her that honor. So now I’m going to have to side with Three 6 Mafia, based strictly on credentials.

Random Jennifer Love Hewitt pictures courtesy of Actress Archives.