I can’t believe last night was already the 5th episode of The Real Housewives. It’s going by fast and I’ve gotta say, I’m glad! Last week’s episode was crappy and I was getting sick of Vicki so I’ve got to say.. I was very happy to see last night’s episode was almost completely Vicki free. Now let’s get to it!

What do you think Vicki did when she watched the show last night and saw her kids talking shit about her at that restaurant? Probably crying but I was cracking up. Oh and Vicki, if you’re reading, I assure you that Michael and his girlfriend aren’t saving themselves for marriage. In fact, I bet not saving themselves is the one thing thats keeping them together. Lets face it, he’s not a looker and she’s looking for cash, amirite?!

I was glad to see more of Tammy and her kids. I think her oldest daughter, Trannyzilla, is rude, disgusting, ignorant and lazy. Her youngest, Lindsey, is at least trying to do something with her life. She has a job, models, bought her own car, and isn’t being a complete wreck. I give her props on that. Tammy seems cool, I think I could like her. I just can’t stand that 80′s hair she’s got going on.

Lauri is getting annoying. She seems like she really is a good mom and Sophie does seem like a good kid but she’s 9. She can’t exactly get a DUI quite yet so Lauri should shut up for a while.

Tamra… well, I don’t know yet. She and her hubby act like they barely know each other. Their hug over dinner on last night’s episode was weird.. almost cold. Her son, whatever is name is, is a complete idiot and she should kick him out. Seriously. If she wants to be a hot mom, she needs to get rid of her deadbeat 20-something son. He’s baggage until he grows up and then he’s a perk.

I wish they would put more Kara Keough in there. I like her a lot. She’s beautiful and so is Jeana. I think they make a great team and Kara should get into college volleyball, not acting. She’s got a great body for it! I can’t wait to see if Kara’s new boyfriend is going to be on this season. He’s hot!

Anyway, what did you guys think?

Artwork in this post is courtesy of Pretty on the Outside.