Last night the second episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County aired and I have a lot of thoughts. I guess I’ll start with the negative and work my way to the positive. First, Vicki Gunvalson is really annoying. I mean last episode she was annoying and everything but it seems like with each episode she brings more annoyingness to the table. I mean, when she and Don were talking about getting a new pool put in, she needed to be punched in the face! Why do you need volcanoes and fire and ice and all that other crap? And when she was saying she couldn’t see herself letting her career slow down so she could enjoy life with her husband I was thinking.. she must not care about her marriage that much then. I mean, if there was ONE THING I knew would help save my marriage I would do it! But she’s so into herself that she just doesn’t care. Okay, Vicki is annoying and she brags and she’s selfish. I’m done with her for today. Moving on! I wonder why Matt Keough wasn’t in last nights episode? I hope he and Jeana don’t split because the show is called the Real Housewives and if they split.. she may no longer be on the show. That saddens me! Oh and I wonder how Kara is going at Berkeley? She wasn’t mentioned much either, besides when she and her mom took the trip to San Francisco. I wish she was playing volleyball for the Golden Bears because if she was we’d totally car-trip it to go see her in person! Thats how much we like the Keough’s and the show! So moving on. Lauri Waring’s daughter Ashley looks like she’s lost some weight. She looks prettier but she still wears too much make-up. Her idol must be Christina Aguilera or something. She still is a little brat but at least she’s doing the real estate thing. That can be her career so that’s healthy that she’s not just a mooch still. Tammy’s daughters, on the other hand, are sad and pathetic. They bitch about Lou’s wife getting money to do nothing but isn’t that exactly what they were doing when Lou gave them money? And as sad as it is to say it I really think that half of the reason they are sad about Lou dying is because their lives are financially different. I mean I’m sure they loved him but they just seem so concerned with the money they got from their dad and it’s really sad. Maybe one day they’ll realize they lost more than money. They need to get real jobs because that OC Angel shit is stupid! As far as Tamra goes, I think she’s pretty freaking conceited. She’s so damn concerned with looking “good” and nothing else. I mean, does she know that her “good looks” are all fake? Fake boobs, fake tan, fake hair, fake nails… doesn’t she ever look at herself and say “I just want to be me” or not?! Probably not. Shallow ladies up in Coto, I guess. Anyway, last nights episode was pretty good. I want to see more of Kara. P.S. The picture featured in this week’s post is again by David Gilmore of Pretty on the Outside. It’s titled (and rightly so) “O is for Obsession which is what I have for Vicki Gunvalson.” So true! I loved to hate her, too. I look forward to The Real Housewives each week and then, the day after, Gilmore’s art! It keeps me going! My mid-week high!