The Real Housewives of Orange County, Update 1
So now that the first episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County has aired and been re-run a trillion times already, I definitely wanting some feedback on what everybody thought!
My fiance and I were commenting on Vicki’s black eye and we guessed she got a nose job. I read in the internet she had a face-lift. Who knows if this is true? I didn’t think her face looked any different? Oh and we were also in agreeance that Vicki is way more bonkers than she used to be. It’s almost like the show went to her head or something! Ha.. sarcasm.
I am glad to see Jo is gone, who’s with me on her being an untalented, annoying mooch? I read her blog on Bravo’s website and all she could do is whine about how the show used the “outtakes” of her singing and put them in the show and thats why she sounded awful. Outtakes, my ass! Bitch was trying as hard as she could and she was worse than Britney!
Did anyone think Kara got hotter because she definitely did. Her stupid boyfriend broke up with her and you know he’s definitely going to be regretting it! Idiot! During season one I thought Shane was really cute but now he’s just immature and annoying–and if I was Tammy I’d slap him upside the head and tell him to have some respect! Why doesn’t Jeana say something to him?
Speaking of Jeana, she’s definitely our favorite. She seems the most real. I wonder what Matt, her husband, thinks when she sees Jeana on TV saying she doesn’t think he likes his life and stuff? That’s seriously sad and I think they should get a divorce. You only live once; be happy! Oh and… why is Colton missing a tooth? Anyone??
I just wanted to take a minute and talk about the show. This is going to be my weekly gossip thing cause I love the show so much. The artwork featured in this post is courtesy Gilmore over at Pretty on the Outside. The piece is called “V is for Vicky covered in crazy” and I just love it. Doesn’t it look just like her? I love it. I want to see Slade and Jo in cartoon! If you wouldn’t mind seeing more Real Housewives in cartoon, let me know and I’ll beg for some more 
I love Coto! Vicky has gone over the edge for sure! Colton losing his tooth is from him fighting. Shane is still a hottie-but yes, immature. I miss Slade–plz come back! Jo–UGH!!! Thank-gawd she hit the bricks! Laurie is my fav!! Love her!
Ms. Headache–you need to move to Coto w/me!! Let’s shake things up, or rather, Vicky!! hehe
Vicky has a problem:She thinks he’s way too fabulous for her own good! She should sue her plastic surgeon and get a good dentist for humans and not see a horse dentist!!Those choppers on her are hysterical.Slade is HOT!!! Jo needs a good ass kicking and an attitude adjustment.I agree that she has no talent.Shane’s looks went to his head therefore making him FUGLY.Oh and why can’t Colton’s mom get him another tooth?Or doesn’t she have time due to shopping and drinking mojitos?Jeana needs to take parenting classes(along with “horse teeth Vicky”aka Mr.Ed). I like Laurie but she needs to lay off the lip injections.When she TRIES to smile..it’s scary.I bet she pinches herself everyday for snagging the golden goose(George)…LOL.
I totally agree with EVERYTHING you said! Vicky thinks she’s hot shit & she’s nothing but a pair of teeth & some crater-sized ‘dimples’! She has gotten even crazier this year, her daughter is HOW old and she’s still trying to control her?!
Colton had gotten BAAAAAD! It’s from Shane beating the shit out of him all the time! Kara has gotten even prettier than last year, I love her new hair color! Her boyfriend is going to be SOOOO sorry he broke up with her!
Laurie seems like an even bigger bitch than last year…her fiance’s money is going to her head! Laurie: you aren’t hot shit, get over it!!!
Jeana is my fave, she seems like the only one w/ her head screwed on right! She needs to lose her loser husband & be happy!!!