Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck

Seriously, how do you hear this name and not bring up JTT?

I remember when I was in 4th grade, Jonathan Taylor Thomas was a hot commodity. His face was all over those Tiger Beat magazines and all the little girls had these cheesy posters of him all over their room. I mean, I’m sure half of the people who watched Home Improvement were watching to see JTT, cause that show really wasn’t all that funny. Oh and they sure as hell weren’t watching to see that kid who played the younger brother Mark. Wasn’t he the homeliest kid you’ve ever seen? He totally was.

I don’t understand why Elisabeth Hasselbeck would name her son Taylor Thomas because everyone on the planet knows all about JTT and they’re going to say, “Why did you name your kid after the gay guy on Home Improvement?” Elisabeth is retarded, though, so it makes sense.

Maybe she’ll get pregnant again and name her daughter Joan Hart. Or maybe Michelle Gellar or Jessica Parker. You never know!

If you’d like to see the clip of Elisabeth calling into The View and breaking the baby name news, you can see that clip here. She also shows some pictures of him but he’s a baby a couple days old so you pretty much know what he looks like. Once he grows horns and a tail like his mom, then he’ll be a sight to see. Until then, it’s just a newborn with a red face and a rich mom!

Posted On : November 12th, 2007
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted To : Elisabeth Hasselbeck

2 Responses to “Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck”

  1. I wish The View would send Elisabeth on a permanent leave. She’s a rude airhead with a terrible voice.

  2. I guess I should have known by the name of the site that you would be slamming people’s character. Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not gay.
    You apparently feed on rumors instead of the facts.

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