Slim Shady Getting Slim, Making New Music with Dre
Remember at the beginning of January when I wrote about Marshall Mathers, aka Slim Shady, aka Eminem getting fat?? Well I guess Slim didn’t like hearing he was having health problems because of his weight so now he’s getting in shape. Isn’t that great? Oh God I simply could not care any less. That’s the truth. Eminem could balloon up to Aretha Franklin’s size and I just wouldn’t care. He manages to slip under my care radar because he’s just such a typical white person who thinks he’s black. He’s just him and that is the reason I simply don’t care about him. NONETHELESS…
For those of you who are Eminem fans, it may make you happy to know that he has been in the studio with Dr. Dre laying down some new tracks. I’m sure a lot of weed smoking and shit talking has gone down, too, but they’re also supposedly writing songs. Doesn’t it seem like if Eminem comes out with a new album it will be a comeback album? Seems like the last time he did anything decent was all his guest spots on 50 Cent’s older album about 3 years ago. I don’t know. Anyway–keep your eye out for a skinny Slim.
Damn, not sure why you’re hating on Em. I’m sure that you realize that Dre is a supreme badass & wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t up (or unless the dollars wee green, but still). “F*ck makin’ records fool!” How many wiggers you know have a grammy? Chronic anyone? Nah, I’m too old fo’ that. Anyone here ever heard of NWA? Nah bro, that doesn’t stand for North West Airlines.
You should care about people– Eminem is not at all a Typical White person who thinks he’s black. Eminem grew up in a black community and was beaten up as a kid. If you hear his songs you can feel the pyschological pain he’s gone through. He’s always been in pain, but because of this he is extremely talented.