I love this story because Shia LaBeouf, although he’s a good young actor, has had an attitude lately and needs to be taken down a notch. I think this will do it! From PageSix:

SHIA LaBeouf may be a full-fledged movie star, but it’s not enough to impress the picky types who hold court at hotspot Beatrice Inn. One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” Our onlooker snickered that he finally turned to one woman and whined a line that will send any guy home solo: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?”

Ha! First getting arrested in Walgreens and now this?! Shia, you’re not famous enough to be doing this sort of retarded crap. You need to make a couple more good movies before you can play the part of “messed up celebrity.”