It’s been a while since I’ve written about polyester-hair Lindsay Lohan. I liked it when she was locked up at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah.. I didn’t have to see her ugly face all the time. But since she’s been out, she’s been all over. Her and her stupid stretchy pants/leggings and her fake ass hair. Not to mention, every time she is photographed she’s with a different dude. I think she’s addicted to more than drugs and alcohol, if you catch my drift!

Okay but anyway. People has a video of Lindsay Lohan drinking from a bottle of champagne on New Years. She takes one big swig and then puts the bottle down. Its quite a boring video, really, because she doesn’t do anything outrageous. She took a drink and according to her lawyer, “Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track.” I am doubting she did any of that, but okay I’ll go along with it. Her lawyer, Blair Berk, also said, “There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

Actually Blair, I think the most unfortunate part of this is that we all have to see her face in the news every day just because she has no self control. That’s sad for us,  not her. And if he tries to tell anyone that she doesn’t absolutely love all the attention she gets from being a famous mess, he’d be the biggest liar ever. Not bigger that O.J. but still a pretty big one.

If you’re interested in seeing the video of Lindsay drinking, aka the “Sobriety Setback” video, you can click here to watch it. But I’m telling you, it is so not worth it.