Ryan Reynolds is seriously hot so I’m always disappointed to see him engaged or in a relationship. Actually that’s a lie. I was sorta happy to see him with Alanis Morrisette and when they got engaged I thought, “Hey if a fug head like her can get with him then maybe all the normal women have a chance!” but then I remember I am engaged and went back to hating Alanis Morrisette for being with him. Women cannot be happy for other women when it comes to being with a gorgeous, rich, successful man. We’re always jealous.

Now Ryan is rumored to be getting engaged to his girlfriend of over one year, Scarlett Johannson. I hope it’s not true because I think they’ve both been in so many relationships lately that they ought to give this more time. That and I don’t like Scarlett Johannson. I find her beyond fug. She should just get back together with emo poser Jared Leto and Ryan Reynolds should just start taking acting classes. (I mean he’s hot but we all know he sucks at acting!)  BUT if they must get engaged then I guess I’ll support it. Congratulations to them in advance if this turns out to be true!

Edit: When I was saving this picture of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, I was trying to name it something I hadn’t used before so I put Scar for Scarlett and Ry for Ryan and now the picture is titled Scarry. Haha, I think it’s perfect (yes, I know scary is one R but still) cause they are scarry! Classic.