Sarah Jessica Parker on Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman Alive Vote

When Maxim created their “5 Unsexiest Women Alive” list, consisting of 5. Britney Spears, 4. Madonna, 3. Sandra Oh, 2. Amy Winehouse and 1. Sarah Jessica Parker, I was really pissed off. Not only does the magazine say completely rude and below-the-belt things about these women, but the list is pretty absurd. Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse make sense–they both have drug problems and continually represent themselves in the worst way possible. But Madonna, Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker? I absolutely hate Madonna–don’t get me wrong I think she’s a nasty bitch–but those three are the worst choices ever. They are all three successful and beautiful women. I think I was extra pissy about it because I love Sarah Jessica Parker, and while she isn’t the conventional beauty, I still find her beautiful and sexy. She’s one of my favorite celebrities. And when she was asked what she thought about the title Maxim gave her, she was classy and witty and said:
“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ‘sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy.
“I don’t think I am, either.”
Stay strong, Carrie! I cannot wait to see the Sex and the City movie. I hope its as great as the whole season was. Although, as much as I like Chris Noth in the series, I have to admit I’d be way more into the movie if John Corbett was reprising his role as Aidan, and if Carrie would come to her senses and marry him! Isn’t he the sexiest? Anyway, I’m glad stupid Maxim didn’t upset Sarah Jessica Parker, she’s better than that crap!
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I’ve seen some pretty sexy PR shots of her. She may not be a great beauty, but she’s not the worst Hollywood has to offer either.
I have long suspected that Cosmopolitan magazine is written by men. Who else gives the advice of hey, need a raise? Give your boss a blowjob. Your man can’t commit? Try a good blowjob, etc.
Maxim, on the other hand, is written by teenage boys that get their proverbial rocks off with Carl’s Jr. commercials and the likes of other cheap pussy.
Maxim waits for SJP’s crumbs to fall, that’s about it.