Ryan Phillippe Gives Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal His Blessing

Why wouldn’t Ryan give his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon and her current boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, his blessing? I mean, everyone knows that Ryan cheated on Reese with Abbie Cornish so he’s got no reason to not be happy for her. I bet he is such an insufferable prick that he just drove Reese away. She probably didn’t even want to be that big of a movie star but the only alternative was staying home with him all day. I bet he could never stand that she made way more money than he did. What a jerk.

Anyway, he told Howard Stern via radio that he is happy for Reese and Jake and that he likes Jake very much. I wonder if Reese is happy for Ryan and Abbie? Doubt it. I bet Ryan will go broke and fug within a couple of years. Seriously. Here’s what Ryan said:

“He’s a good dude. I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is.”

The 33-year-old added that his split from Witherspoon was a “mutual” decision. He said,

“Leading up to it, we had been spending so much time apart. That’s a huge part of it. There are so many obstacles.”

There are so many obstacles? You not being able to be happy for Reese because you’re so jealous is an obstacle. You not being able to keep it in your pants is also an obstacle. I love that Ryan tries to play it off like it wasn’t a big deal, though. I don’t think Reese is an angel, but I bet Ryan is such a bitch. Seriously.

Posted On : March 24th, 2008
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood Headache
Posted To : Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe

3 Responses to “Ryan Phillippe Gives Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal His Blessing”

  1. Oh I totally disagree about who the bitch is in this relationship. I can think of 100’s of reasons besides jelousy that would drive Ryan into another woman’s bed.

  2. i agree with jack on this one

  3. It’s only been rumoured that Ryan was cheating…We will never know; will we? And it’s none of our business anyway!
    I hate people who anonymously give Ryan a hard time because they just can ‘get away with it’, so to speak… Ryan is human too, you know… People should get off his back! He is a celebrity, so what! He didn’t ask for rude paparazzi trying to get into his life and the life of his children… He would find a shelter at my place anyday… I’m serious!
    I have a famous aunt and a famous niece, I wouldn’t want to trade with them, even for one day! I see people as people, with their talents and flaws… By the way, and not unimportant… Iv’e been in love with him for a couple of years now… Just seeing him as a man…. I wish he was a citizen like all of us, that would maybe make it easier…

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