Add Heather Mills to the list of people who don’t deserve their own movie. I mean, the whole fake leg thing might be a documentary but not a movie. Then add in the prostitution and you have a solid docu-drama. But marrying a rich guy then divorcing him to cash in on the money? That’s just a lifetime flick! That’s not box office gold by any means! I mean, unless she comes out with an album that goes platinum, she should just stick to writing a stupid tell-all or something of that nature.

Whats better than her thinking she needs a movie is her thinking that Reese Witherspoon should play her! My girl Reese has got far too much class to be playing peg-leg hooker bot Heather Mills. I mean, c’mon! I could definitely see Paris Hilton taking the role, though, couldn’t you? Heather and Paris both have a wonk eye, it’s a perfect match! Here’s what sources say about the movie:

“Heather has been working for some time on the biopic. Of course it had all been shelved while she thought they were heading for a settlement.”

“But the script was dusted off pretty rapidly over the weekend. She had wanted Heather Locklear to play her. She now feels someone with slightly more credibility like Reese Witherspoon should play her. Heather wants an unknown to play Paul.” (Source)

Working for quite some time? Heather doesn’t work! She mooches! Hey, I hadn’t thought of Heather Locklear playing her.. that’s still too classy though! Paris is a perfect fit, seriously! They both think they’re royalty, they both annoy everyone in both America and Europe and they’re both hard to look at! Seriously, this idea is golden. Who’s with me?