I am always waiting for the perfect time to plug my “Madonna Sucks: A True Story” blog post and when any opportunity comes up, I do. So, before you guys attack me for being a Madonna hater, please read this.

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way let me introduce you to some more evidence proving that Madonna, is in fact, the biggest bitch in the whole entire world. Exhibit A is from Page Six:

The pop queen paid a visit to the Reebok Sports Club on Columbus Avenue Saturday morning for a yoga class. According to a member of the class, when Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn’t allowed, she replied, “I need to speak to you,” and then said to the class, “I want you all to leave.” The teacher left with all 25 students. Madonna remained in the room practicing and wouldn’t leave when a 10:30 a.m. dance class was to start. Madonna’s rep said, “That sounds unlikely.”

Unlikely? You know Madonna’s rep heard that story and was thinking, “God I hate lying for this anglophilic bitch all the time.” Then Madonna came up behind him like a ninja and put a knife to his throat and said “Deny it!” and he did. I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes every time her rep has to “deny” rumors of Madonna being “mean.”