Oh Pete Wentz, STFU please. We want Ashlee to be pregnant because we want to see how Papa Joe reacts! Plus, we know Jessica is regretting breaking up with Nick Lachey and she’s probably jealous as hell of Ashlee being engaged. We just want to see if Ashlee getting pregnant would set her over the edge!

Here’s what Pete Wentz e-mailed to MTV, in order to put the “Ashlee Simpson is Pregnant” rumors to bed.

“There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood,” he wrote. “This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean we’re engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.”

What did you read? I read “there is” and got bored. Then I started thinking of all the ways I could spread the rumor that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant. I heard she had MAD morning sickness at the restaurant the other day. I bet she’s like at least 3 months!!

*She isn’t. Or maybe she is?