I don’t know whats uglier; Pete Wentz’s broken ankle or his broken face! Seriously! I always catch a lot of hate mail when I share my great dislike for Pete Wentz, but getting an opportunity to do it is well worth it! And now that he’s broken his ankle, I get an opportunity to diss on him. Pete wrote on a blog about his ankle:

for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get a “rocker” boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast.

I would go “sign” his cast and fake like I’m interested in him and secretly be drawing a weenie or something. Wait, he’d love that! I’d have to put “30 Seconds to Mars” in a heart and then say “I love your band, Jared!” WAIT.. he’d probably love thinking he looks like his even gayer idol Jared Leto. Damn, what wouldn’t he like? Ok, Ok, I do hope his ankle gets better cause that really sucks. Everything else still goes though!