Patty OWNS Paris!

It seems that celebrities are coming forward and writing letters to Paris Hilton and sending them to TMZ. And when I say celebrities, I mean people less famous than Paris Hilton. And since they are less famous, I’m sure she doesn’t even know they exist. What are people doing writing letters to Paris, anyway? Don’t they know that she can’t read? Hey, if she could read, wouldn’t she have been able to read that paper she signed saying she didn’t have a license? Exactly.

Anyway, Patty Hearst (I don’t know who she is) wrote a letter to Paris Hilton and it’s a burn. I just included the best part, but you can read all of it at TMZ. Check out what she says about Paris going to jail:

I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

Ha! That’s the best. If what she just said was a URL, it would be www dot burn city dot com backslash Paris getting owned by Patty Hearst. I am definitely loving this!

I wonder who the next person to write Paris will be?? Maybe.. Sofia Bush? Chad Michael Murray?? We’ll see!

Posted On : May 14th, 2007
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted To : Paris Hilton, Patty Hearst

8 Responses to “Patty OWNS Paris!”

  1. Danae, on May 14th, 2007 at 9:50 am Said:

    I don’t know who Patty Hearst is, either, but dammit, she just went up a few notches in my book! I love what she said about Paris. She rocks!

  2. Laura-saurus, on May 14th, 2007 at 12:18 pm Said:

    You’re joking about not knowing who Patty Hearst is, right?

    I’m telling you, girl, you’re really starting to scare me…

  3. Chrissy``, on May 14th, 2007 at 12:26 pm Said:

    Wow!! what a burn!!! Everyone thinks its right that she goes to jail and Well we do have to feel bad for the immates for having to deal with her for 45 days!! HAHAHA

  4. Chrissy``, on May 14th, 2007 at 5:02 pm Said:

    Laura Saurus I’ve been reading what you’ve written on this site and you really need to just stop acting like such a smart ass. If you dont like what were saying or talking about then dont come on here! simple as that!!!!!!!!!

  5. Ms. Hollywood Headache, on May 14th, 2007 at 10:00 pm Said:

    Danae,

    See.. I’m not the only one who doesn’t know who Patty Hearst is! She does rock, you’re right! I love what she said about Paris :)

    Thanks for reading :)

    XOXO
    Ms. HH

  6. Ms. Hollywood Headache, on May 14th, 2007 at 10:02 pm Said:

    Laura,

    Let me just say I don’t think I’m crazy for not knowing right off the bat who Patty Hearst is.. I looked her up on Wikipedia and I remember reading about her in high school. But here’s the thing.. her scandal happened in 1974.. I wasn’t born until sometime in the 80′s.. So I don’t think it’s rather unusual it took me a bit to remember her!

    Thanks for reading :)

    XOXO
    Ms. HH

  7. Ms. Hollywood Headache, on May 14th, 2007 at 10:03 pm Said:

    Chrissy,

    I love that everyone thinks Paris should go to jail! It’s so funny! And it makes me happy! I’m glad most of us agree!

    Thanks for reading :)

    XOXO
    Ms. HH

  8. madfan30, on May 16th, 2007 at 2:29 pm Said:

    lmfao!!!! everyone hates paris . i thought it was just us. lol. where are all her friends and supporters now.

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