Whenever you give a lady a microphone, be prepared for the consequence! Paris Hilton was partying at LAX nightclub on Sunday and was, apparently, a little bit on the drunk side. So mixing the fact that Paris is a true lady who had too much to drink and was given a microphone… well that equals true colors. Here’s what the heiress had to say over the mic:

“. . . by the way this Sunday f*cking night DJ am is here–the shit–he has all his boys–he f*cking rocks. LAX is the best f*cking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their f*cking balls off. I love it. I wanna suck it, f*ck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, f*ck it, [unintelligible]. So lets all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd. F*ck the Hollywood crowd. I love the LAX crowd. They’re all here f*cking DJ AM Steve Aoki and all of AM’s f*cking boys who are the best DJs ever. We’re gonna have so much fun tonight. I love you and there’s so many hot girls and boys here that I wanna f*ck you all. I love you all.”

That’s definitely more F bombs than necessary. In fact, I can’t see how even one would’ve been necessary but that’s just me. Someone needs to tell Paris to quit trying so hard. She’s like the guy in high school who says the F word to fit in  but then goes home to an Amish household were he would be beaten just for saying talking to the English at school. It’s just sad and no one wants to hear it. But it is Paris Hilton so how can we expect her to do something that isn’t completely horrible and trashy? Exactly.