Paris Hilton wants to be a better person but is going about it in all the wrong ways. If you want to help Rwanda, you don’t announce you’re going there and drag a slew of paps along with you. Here’s what you do:

You go, do good and give, then come home and tell about you. Then everyone thinks differently of you. But she’s already ruined it by telling everyone she’s doing it. Sick. Paris Hilton told E! News:

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help. I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

Oh Paris, shut up please! I don’t think Angelina Jolie is going to find you any classier, Brad Pitt is still going to think you’re annoying, and America is still going to hate you.

Paris, there is nothing you can do (besides going away for a long, long time) that is going to change our opinions of you. Sorry!