Need I explain? I mean… really?

An ass slip at 23 is embarassing and then slightly funny. But at 50 (nearly) and after a life of scandal, sex tapes, and sluttiness, an ass slip is desperate and pathetic. Work for that money, Pam, but damn, don’t be so obvious.

This is Pamela Anderson displaying her new line of crap in New Zealand with a dude named Richie Rich. Even Macaulay Culkin is rolling his eyes.