Because of all the drama in her life, Nicole Richie is going on “Good Morning America” and addressing all of her problems. Remember when morning news shows were used to interview people with real problems in their life? Like, 9/11 survivors, cancer patients, Doctors with new cures, you know.. stuff that matters? But now, because the world loves celebrities more than the important stuff, Nicole Richie is the headliner for a news show.

The interview, which will be two parts airing on August 2nd and August 3rd, will address Nicole’s DUI hearing coming up, the pregnancy rumors, and her relationship with Joel Madden. I’m pretty sure Diane Sawyer will sneak in some Hilary Duff questions, too, because really people want to hear Nicole spin how she stole her friends boyfriend. You know she’ll have some huge reason why she did nothing wrong.

I think if you’re on Good Morning America and being interviewed by Diane Sawyer, you sort of have to feel bad. It’s like, you’re not good enough for Matt Lauer on The Today Show, but you’re not so tacky that you’d go on Maury.

I’d rather see Nicole go on Martha Stewart because when Lindsay Lohan went on Martha Stewart, she got totally grilled and belittled. It was great. I’d like to see Martha do that to Nicole. Now that’s good TV!