Before Christina Aguilera gave birth, Nicole Richie did! I read about this over the weekend but since I like to take the weekends off, I didn’t write about it when it happened. Then when I started writing this morning, I completely forgot that she existed and just had a baby. Someone e-mailed me and was like “Why haven’t you written about Nicole and Joel’s new bundle of joy yet?!” And yes, “bundle of joy” is what she wrote. Cheesy, I know. Anyway, here’s the news about Nicole for those of you who really give a crap.

Nicole gave birth on Friday at Cedars Sinai to a baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden. She weighed 6 lbs and 7 oz at birth. Their spokesperson said “The beautiful healthy baby girl left with her ecstatic parents.”

Good luck to them their nannies. It’s going to be a lot of work. I bet Nicole Richie will be back down to 80 lbs in a week. Girlfriend’s got something shady going on with that but I don’t care enough to investigate!

Congrats to the new parents.