Gee, I guess everyone is shocked to hear this news, huh? Spies around Hollywood are claiming that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are already bad parents. The couple, who gave birth to their first child (name Harlow Winter Kate Madden), just over a month ago, can’t stop partying. I wonder if they were surprised to see how much work a baby is on the first night so after that they were like, “Damn let’s get a nanny and get outta here” because I could totally see that. Page Six reports:

During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening – “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy.

That’s a burn on their daughter! Not only are they ditching her to party but they’re ditching her to party with skeezy Lindsay Lohan! Man, talk about a slap in the face. I forsee these two breaking up within the next couple of years. It’s only a matter of time. I’m determined–I want Hilary Duff to get the last laugh on these two!