What could we possibly add to the mix now? How about Backstreet Boy Nick Carter! According to him, he is “dating” Britney Spears. According to everyone else that knows him, he’s making it up to get attention from the tabloids to put himself back in the media.. after all, he is releasing a new Backstreet Boys album soon. Gotta get that attention somehow! To prove his point,  Nick took his “I’m dating Britney Spears” story to the reliable, ever-trusted OK! Magazine and told them they’ve been an item for 3 weeks. A source said,

“Nick’s claming that he and Brit have been ‘dating’ for about three weeks. He says they’ve been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they’re both heavy into each other.”

Um there is a flaw in Nick’s story. I’m pretty sure Britney doesn’t know how to get online much less know how to instant message. And as far as talking all the time? Britney doesn’t really talk too much. If he said that he and Britney went out to eat a lot together and smoked together, then that would be more believable. Anyway, these two shouldn’t be a couple.

They’re a huge train wreck combined. The worlds biggest mistake.

They would have competitions on who could do more drugs, get the drunkiest, and puke the most. Then Nick would drop a cigarette in Jayden’s eye.