Is Jessica Alba’s pregnancy a publicity stunt or is it real? *Bastardly*

Dita Von Teese at some Playboy event but don’t worry–she’s not naked! *ICYDK* 

Ellen Pompeo is all skin and bones *The Skinny Website* 

Yet ANOTHER reason why Madonna is a stupid jerk *Yeeeah!* 

Haha! Paris Hilton’s Christmas card is fuglier than her! *Celebslam*