I’ve been pregnant twice. First time I was pregnant I craved oranges and I would eat like 3 of them in one sitting. Second time I was pregnant, it was those cheap frozen beef and bean burritos that I couldn’t get enough of. So, I understand that feeling of wanting one thing and one thing only while your expecting. BUT! After reading what little Miss Jovovich was craving while she’s with child… I’m beginning to wonder if this woman is even human!

“I was craving bone marrow one day, and I scoured the whole of Paris searching for the leg of a cow. When I finally found what I was looking for, I cut it in half, digging out the yellowish substance, slathering it all over bread.”

Naa-ha-hassty! Craving crud like that is going to make that baby come out with vampire fangs! I think if I craved something that off the wall, I’d just do what I gotta do but keep it to myself. You know? Some things just shouldn’t be let out of the bag. I did, however, like the fact that she’s gained roughly 70 pounds with her pregnancy because as a model she admitted to pretty much living off of coffee and cigs. So, at least shes feeding her offspring.