Michelle Rodriguez is Out

Even though she was supposed to be in jail for 180 days, Michelle Rodriguez was released from Lynwood Correctional Facility after just 17 days. There is no word on why she was released early but I’m sure we’ll find out later that it’s some bullshit reason like “overcrowding” or “good behavior.” I was going to go into a tirade about how unfair it is that these celebrities get so much special treatment but then I realized it does no good. So how about this: I bet Michelle hasn’t learned her lesson and she’ll probably end up going back.