Maxim’s “Girl of the Day” is Sanjaya Malakar!
April 17th, 2007 posted to Sanjaya Malakar
It’s a burn, but’s its much too funy to resist!
Maxim Magazine, the magazine known for featuring hot, young, and beautiful females, has just named American Idol contender Sanjaya Malakar its “Girl of the Day.” Here’s what the magazine said:
You’ve no one but the Devil’s lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show’s coveted prize as this year’s top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it’s our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the “ponyhawk,” a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.
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Funny! I gotta tell you, I watch American Idol sometimes and from what I’ve seen, Sanjaya really isn’t good. I just don’t think he has a good voice or any stage presence at all. Plus, who would buy his album? I mean, I can see people buying Blake’s album but Sanjaya? If he wins it will be a joke taken far too seriously. I will lose respect for the show and I think a lot of people will too!
April 17th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
LOVE Blake!
I can’t help but feel a little sorry for the kid. I mean.. he has to know he sucks… right???
April 17th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I agree with you, mel. He has to know he sucks, and he has to know all the nasty things being said about him, and he has to know most people are voting for him just because they hate AI, and want it off the air, so I kinda feel for him, too.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
I think what bugs me is, we all know he sucks…. but what is he 17??? I’m 24 and when you are 17 that is like prime teenage age! I just hope there isn’t some f*ck being like “no really your great!!” just to make a buck off him. Hmmm, I never knew I could be so nice.. I just don’t think its right to mess with young minds like that.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:06 am
Maybe that votefortheworst.com thing and Howard Stern encouraging folks to vote for him is working!
April 18th, 2007 at 12:15 am
MeL,
I love Blake too! I only buy CD’s when the artist has a really exceptional talent and I would def. buy a Blake CD!
Thanks for reading,
XOXO
Hollywood Headache
April 18th, 2007 at 12:16 am
Danae,
I don’t know, really.. I mean, WE know he SUCKS.. but part of me thinks he is sort of dellusional and conceited.. he may not know he’s bad!
Thanks for reading
XOXO
Hollywood Headache
April 18th, 2007 at 12:17 am
Mel,
You’re probably right. The producers probably feed him full of fake compliments just to give him an edge and boost their ratings.. forgetting that he is talentless!
Thanks for reading,
XOXO
Hollywood Headache
April 18th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Jo Jo,
I think you’re right. It’s got to be that votefortheworst.com thing because it generally seems like everyone is pissed he’s still there!
Thanks for reading,
XOXO
Hollywood Headache