Maxim’s 9 Hottest Pregnant Women
I’m kind of getting tired of Maxim making lists for everything. I mean, does anyone need to have a list of hot pregnant women? I don’t think so. Just like I didn’t think it was necessary to have a list of un-sexy women, but whatever. That’s why I don’t write for Maxim, I guess. Anyway, they came out with a list of the 9 Sexiest Pregnant Women. Why just nine I’m not sure. You’d think they’d do an even ten but they’re so fricken picky I guess they couldn’t find a tenth. I would have put Katie Price on the list as well as Demi Moore and Denise Richards but whatever. Again, this must be why I don’t write for Maxim. So here’s the list they came up with:
Monica Bellucci
Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani
Brooke Burke
Heidi Klum (left)
Christina Aguilera
Halle Berry
Jaime Pressly
Naomi Watts
In no way at all do I think that Halle Berry should be on that list. Or Christina Aguilera. I mean, yeah, Christina is awesome at other stuff, but as a pregnant woman, she looks like a tranny. If she went easier on the MAC makeup she may be on the list but as of right now, I don’t think she’s deserving of the spot. Who would you get rid of? Who would you add to the list?
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood Headache
Posted To : Angelina Jolie, Brooke Burke, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Jamie Pressly, Monica Belluci, Naomi Watts
I actually agree on the Halle Berry thing, but only because I think she’s 24/7 platic and awfully pathetic in interviews. Not sexy to me, not at all.
But I’m glad that for once Maxim is not a magazine of misogynists, at least embracing the fact that women do procreate and aren’t always size 00 sex kittens their whole lives. A step in the right direction?
Ok, here’s the simple truth. Pregnant women are not hot. They’re fat.
Eric, you’re a fucking idiot, plain and simple.
Too bad your own mother shit you out, maybe that’s your problem. Oh, and I’ll bet you’re a real looker, too.
OK..why is there 9? BECAUSE WOMEN ARE PREGNANT FOR 9 MONTHS..it was suppse to be catchy. I agree with the list and pregnant women are beautiful. Nothing is more beautiful then having a baby growing inside you and if the girl who actually hosts this site had a baby she would understand.