Maxim’s 9 Hottest Pregnant Women
November 27th, 2007 posted to Jamie Pressly, Monica Belluci, Brooke Burke, Heidi Klum, Naomi Watts, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie
I’m kind of getting tired of Maxim making lists for everything. I mean, does anyone need to have a list of hot pregnant women? I don’t think so. Just like I didn’t think it was necessary to have a list of un-sexy women, but whatever. That’s why I don’t write for Maxim, I guess. Anyway, they came out with a list of the 9 Sexiest Pregnant Women. Why just nine I’m not sure. You’d think they’d do an even ten but they’re so fricken picky I guess they couldn’t find a tenth. I would have put Katie Price on the list as well as Demi Moore and Denise Richards but whatever. Again, this must be why I don’t write for Maxim. So here’s the list they came up with:
Monica Bellucci
Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani
Brooke Burke
Heidi Klum (left)
Christina Aguilera
Halle Berry
Jaime Pressly
Naomi Watts
In no way at all do I think that Halle Berry should be on that list. Or Christina Aguilera. I mean, yeah, Christina is awesome at other stuff, but as a pregnant woman, she looks like a tranny. If she went easier on the MAC makeup she may be on the list but as of right now, I don’t think she’s deserving of the spot. Who would you get rid of? Who would you add to the list?
November 27th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I actually agree on the Halle Berry thing, but only because I think she’s 24/7 platic and awfully pathetic in interviews. Not sexy to me, not at all.
But I’m glad that for once Maxim is not a magazine of misogynists, at least embracing the fact that women do procreate and aren’t always size 00 sex kittens their whole lives. A step in the right direction?
November 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Ok, here’s the simple truth. Pregnant women are not hot. They’re fat.
November 29th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Eric, you’re a fucking idiot, plain and simple.
Too bad your own mother shit you out, maybe that’s your problem. Oh, and I’ll bet you’re a real looker, too.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:41 am
OK..why is there 9? BECAUSE WOMEN ARE PREGNANT FOR 9 MONTHS..it was suppse to be catchy. I agree with the list and pregnant women are beautiful. Nothing is more beautiful then having a baby growing inside you and if the girl who actually hosts this site had a baby she would understand.