Madonna & Justin Timberlake = Hot Music
Let it be known that I hate Madonna. There is nothing about her that I like. And before I get into the Madonna/Justin Timberlake story, I feel it is important I tell you why.
My uncle works at a naval station in the bay area and works with a lot of young girls on the base. Two of the girls he works with on the base are HUGE Madonna fans. In fact, sometime a year or two ago, the two girls worked really hard to get time off of the base for the weekend to go see Madonna live in concert. The tickets themselves were over a hundred dollars, but the girls liked Madonna so much that they ‘were worth it’ to them. On top of that, the girls managed to purchase a backstage passes from a local radio station, for about a hundred bucks a piece. They drove up north to see Madonna, after purchasing tickets, backstage passes, and taking time off of work. When they got in the arena, it was over 100 degrees. People were hot, sweating, and complaining. And you can imagine the price of bottled water at a concert. Ridiculous. So anyway, everyone was so hot that they started asking people who worked at the arena why there was no air conditioner, seeing how it was the middle of the summer. They told the concert-goers that Madonna doesn’t believe in using the air conditioner, and that sweating naturally is good for your health and body. Hmm. So after sitting through a three hour concert, the girls lined up backstage for a meet and greet with Madonna. They’d have to have some Madonna stuff for her to sign, so they purchased CDs, tee-shirts, hats, and posters. They waited in line with all their Madge crap and by the time they came to the front of the line, Madonna’s people turned the two girls away. “We’re sorry,” they said, “Madonna only likes to be surrounded by fit, healthy people.” The girls asked what that meant and the people told them, “She doesn’t like to be around over-weight people. It puts her in a bad mood. It’s unhealthy.”
TRUE STORY. I promise you, it’s a true story. Isn’t it terrible? Madonna is such a bitch it’s unreal. So, okay, now that you know why Madonna sucks, let me tell you the details about the headline.
Justin Timberlake is writing songs for Madonna, and the two had their first recording session together yesterday in London.
Justin told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “I have been working on some new music. But it’s not for myself – I’m writing for other people. I’m workingon some stuff for Madonna.”
(And isn’t Justin Timberlake just so full of himself that it is unreal? Sickens me, I swear.) And so now the most conceited woman in the world and the most conceited boy in the world are collaboration. Great.
It looks like Timbaland will be working on Madge’s new album alongside JT.
Are you excited? I’m not.
Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted To : Justin Timberlake, Madonna, Timbaland
WOW. Madonna’s a bitch! Not a huge fan of JT either. I want to slap him every time he says something ridiculously arrogant, which seems to happen more and more. Again, LUV your site. It’s already in my favorites!
Danae,
Yeah! She’s totally a bitch and it kills me to see her big face everywhere! I’m glad someone ruined her big poster in London. Ha! Karma maybe?
Thanks for reading
XOXO
Hollywood Headache
I’ve never liked her, either, and read a lot about her being an insufferable #itch. That phony British accent she’s affected since living in England makes her more phony, and JT bores me to tears with his singing.
Jo Jo,
Yeah, I read about her being a b*tch too.. I wish everyone knew and then they’d stop giving her money! Blah, I can’t stand her! JT is getting to be on her level.. sucks, he used to be normal!
Thanks for reading
XOXO
Hollywood Headache
let me first say madonna may be a bitch but so are most of the people in hollywood. i love madonna and always will. as a fan i do know that madonna has never signed autographs after a concert. if she did it was for her dancers . all of the real madonna fans know this.if they went to the confessions tour this story is definately false. madonna also didnt tour 2 years ago. so this story seems a little fishy.
Long live the queen! I am sure whoever said that wasn’t representing Madonna. She goes on Oprah every other week and is friends with Rosie O’Donnell, so fat people are a not a problem apparently.
Don’t believe this, i have met Madonna and she is a great person. She is the most successful female singer ever, and she is incredibly talented.
[...] let them backstage cause they were overweight? Well, if you don’t remember that story, you can read it here. Anyway, my uncle (the same guy who provided me the Madge story) lives in the Monterey area and [...]
I´m sickened by this story x100
Iliked this bitch when I was 9 years old – what a waste.
jaja hollywood your such a fake…do some research 1st and then publish a more belivable story… 1 madonna dosent sign autograph after a concert(at least the most recent)2 she didnt make a concert 2 yeras ago … and lets go back to the autograh stuff… a lot i mean millions of celebrities do the same thing.. and whats your problem if she dosent feel like signing…she must have sign trillions already in her life … and who care your a hater u ppl she u dont carw about her bla bla …but look at yall… your commenting talking discussing about her… to me those are good signs that you care…hollywood go get a real job.. publish stuff about every celeb the same… dont make out stories about ppl that are fake just becuz u dont like them…have some etiquet…
maybe the queen can teach you
ya MADONNA
much love …. your nightmare
Ha ha, this post and some of the responses elicited by it, yet again unveil the undercurrent stupidity that is so very exclusive to our public in general. I highly doubt that any part of this so called factual publication is true but, for the laughs’ sake let us entertain the idea it is; I say those two retarded hags deserved the treatment they got. There is nothing I hate more than overzealous, needy obsessive fans…
That is the biggest BS story ever! Madonna leaves the arena before the first person is even out! So, for the person to go backstage to meet Madonna is a JOKE! And NO radio station would sell just the backstage pass without giving front roll seat, that is even if they could get a backstage pass, which is usually NEVER at a Madonna concert, unless you are related to her.
Ok, Now, I happened to have been to many of Madonna’s Shows and yes during the summer, I have never heard of something so ubsurd as having the air conditioner not on. I mean use your Brain…those lights, plus the outside heat and her performing, she needs air. Backstage passes, They are done B4 her shows, I say you ask your girls if they are telling the truth. I personally think you are unhappy with your life and envy others so much you begin to hate, I suggest you take a holiday!
Oh Nick, don’t take everything to the butt. If you knew Madonna, you’d probably hate her, too. Relax! Loosen up.