Rumor has it (I hate that saying) that Madonna has hired a divorce lawyer to help sort out her affairs in her upcoming divorce from current husband Guy Ritchie. Sources say she’s hired Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer and that she and Guy have just grown apart.

I bet they are getting a divorce because Madonna is a completely unbearable bitch. Guy Ritchie is probably like “I could snap and go bonkers and maybe kill her or we could just get a divorce. Hmmm.” I mean, I can’t even stand looking at Madonna. Just looking at her pisses me off. Then when I see her disgusting, vitamin injected arms I want to throw a brick at her. Someone needs to remind her of her age because she’s too old to be dueting with Justin Timberlake. Plus, they suck together. She sucks with anyone.

Boo Madonna!