6:40 pm- got a late start but Ben Stiller is funny, funny, funny! Loved the Avatar bit! And James Cameron needs to learn how to take a joke! He sat there with his skinny wife looking like someone killed his family! And hey… how come the Brangies aren’t here?

6:43: Yeah! Shout out to J.J. Abrams and Bad Robot… (love both because of LOST)

6:45: Jeff Bridges is kind of sexy for an old dude. Ok, maybe just his voice. Hum, “A Serious Man” looked pretty good. Maybe I will see this?

6:47: Rachel McAdams looks good, as usual! Jake Gyllenhaal looks… gay. Hum, these movies for Adapted Screenplay all look pretty good. Except District 9. I hated it!

6:50: Precious wins Adapted Screenplay. I must see this movie. This guy has weird voice! I feel like he’s Keanu Reeves trapped in a black man’s body! Oh and I love how Jake saw the camera and started trying to talk to the dude. Assface.

6:51: I love Steve Martin! Queen Latifah not that much. But she looks thinner? Oh and if I gave a crap about this Governor’s award crap I would’ve watched it when it was on… or at least Googled. Ron Howard may be great but he’s creepy.

Really waiting for Best Actress in a Supporting Role. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Scarsgaard make a cute couple. I hope they stay together! But ok, when did she get so skinny? Man, girl is skin and bones!

6:55: OOh Penny Cruz didn’t want to stand for Lauren Bacall! Ha. Hello hairy tweaker Robin Williams. Ball joke… classy.

6:57: Actress in Supporting Role! Mo’Nique. Seemed liked she deserved it? Anyone catch that film? Poor Penny and Maggie.

7:01: I LOVE COLIN FIRTH! He’s so hot and he’s a good actor. I am doubting he will win but still. Oh and Maggie looked sad when they panned to Peter. Kind of think her performance in Crazyheart was really similar to Sherry baby? She’s good at acting like trash

Commercial break. A chance for me to reflect back to last year’s Oscars where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were both snubbed. Wasn’t that deserved? Karma is a bitch!

7:05: Sigourney Weaver looks pretty good. I like the dress. Didn’t know she was nominated, not sure it was that great of a performance, but whatever.

7:07: Jim Cameron? I think we should just call him James. And the more I see James Cameron the more I dislike him. Lighten up, buddy boy!

7:10: Sarah Jessica Parker <3

7:12: Charlize Theron looks great! Oh and I totally just saw Maggie Gyllenhaal give that chick from Precious a mean ass side-eye! Damn, maybe I don’t like MG? Thought she was all innocent but she starting to look like a real trick tonight!

7:21: YES! My favorite movie of ALL time got a shout out! Beetlejuice! YES YES YES! I love this scary movie thing. Very good Kathy Bates rules in Misery!

7:22: Zac Efron is like, 12! And yes, Morgan Freeman DOES have one of those goosebump-giving voices!

And sound is amazing when you see it done like this, isn’t it?

Love the Zachary Quinto picture on the screen for Star Trek sound Yay for The Hurt Locker but where is Evangeline Lilly?

7:29: John Travolta is weird. He reminds me of the bad guy in Charlie’s Angels. The one with the weird bowl cut hair.

Anyone know if B.J. Novak was any good in Inglorious Basterds??

7:37: Demi Moore kind of struts doesn’t she? She looks good… very good!.. but she has a crackie voice.

Ew, James Taylor! No! Although he was funny in Funny People. “F*ck Facebook!” Haha

Brittany Murphy’s flash was quick! Michael Jackson at the Oscars? Hum. Don’t think so. Where is Bea Arthur’s shout out? Farrah Fawcett?

COMMERCIAL. Um, does ABC just recycle all the people killed off of LOST to their other shows, like FlashForward, V, and Happy Town? Because it totally seems like it.

7:45: Sam Worthington YES but Jennifer Lopez NO. She sounds ghetto no matter what. Sam needs to lose the glasses, though. Also he may look better clean shaven?

Love the Sherlock Holmes music!

7:52: Michael Giacchino won! Yeah! He does that song I love from LOST!

7:54: Hasn’t Jennifer Aniston hooked up with both Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper?

Tired of Avatar already.

8:03: Tired of Oscars.

8:09: Forgot Keanu Reeves existed and yet this is his second mention

I had no idea war was an alluring narcotic? Apparently so.

Just saw Cameron Diaz. Icky! Where the hell is Evie Lilly? All these Hurt Locker clips and no Evie!

8:17: Trying to live blog/tweet/fold laundry/look at Quentin Tarantino’s ugly face= very hard!

If anyone out there has seen Grandma’s Boy, you are totally laughing at the dude in Avatar trying to be legit!

8:24: Actor in a Leading Role!!!!!! GO COLIN FIRTH!!!!! Waiting to hear who wins….

Michelle Pfifer said nice stuff about Jeff Bridges. Shit, I wanna know the guy now too! Wonder if all this is true?

8:27: I really don’t believe any of the stuff she is saying about George Clooney. I don’t think anyone else believes it either. This Vera chick looks like Felicity Huffman, doesn’t she?

Julianne Moore is so lucky to have worked with Colin Firth. He’s so hot! I want to be with him, too, Julianne! (Um, edit: what’s with the chick BEHIND Colin? Her fake eyelashes are out of friggin control!)

LOL to Tim Robbins! Didn’t think he’d be funny but he is!

8:18: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are great together! And I love Kathy Bates! She plays a great crazy lady!

Um, did Colin actually hang out with Jeremy Renner? Doubt it! Lies! They just couldn’t dig anyone else up who knew him! (I should like this guy, as he is from a neighboring town.. but I don’t care!)

And the WINNER!

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff Bridges!

I knew it wouldn’t be Colin Firth but I still hoped

Did the announcer just say “Best Pitcher?”

8:40: Actress in a Leading Role time! LETS DO THIS! Sandra Bullock, I hope you win! Or Meryl. Or chick from Precious. Or Carey Mulligan (even though she’s LeDouche’s girlfriend!)

8:45: Gabby turned down going to the Oscars with Oprah. But Oprah is still classy. It would be cool if this Gabby girl won!

AND THE WINNER IS…………….

(Sean Penn WTF are you talking about?)

(Sandra Bullocks man just said “I love you” to her…. HOW CUTE!)

ok, ok… THE WINNER IS!…

HOLY SHIT SANDRA BULLOCK WON!

I did NOT expect that! BUT she did not thank Jesse James (is that his name?).. YOU ALWAYS THANK YOUR HUSBAND!

8:53: Best Director.

And the winner is….

Kathryn Bigelow! FIRST OSCAR FOR FEMALE DIRECTOR! WOOT!

8:59: The Hurt Locker wins Best Picture. I must see this film!

Ok.. liveblogging is now ENDED! Sick of this, quite frankly