What Courtney Love really looks like. Seriously. *Gallery of the Absurd*

OJ Simpson is arrested. Finally! Keep his ass locked up! *Hollywood Rag*

Keira Knightley still running her mouth about being skinny *The Skinny Website*

Britney Spears banned from Chateau Marmont hotel. Ha! *Celeb Dirty Laundry*

Jessica Simpson has sexy, muscular legs! She looks hot! *Drunken Stepfather*

Madonna is annoying and obnoxious. Bottom line. *ICYDK*