Mariah Carey as a man Eminem for her new video *DLISTED*

Joe Jackson is a complete douche bag of a dad *CELEBSLAM*

Courtney Love looking scary skinny and homeless *THESKINNYWEBSITE*

Beyonce in a gold body suit thinkin’ she’s all that *DRUNKENSTEPFATHER*

Madonna and her newest bought baby *CELEBWARSHIP*

Cheryl Cole showing off her hot, hot legs *BASTARDLY*

To his one fan: Eddie Van Halen got married! *CELEBDIRTYLAUNDRY*

More Bruno junk.. how long til it’s over already?! *ICYDK*

More gossip and speculation over poor Michael Jackson *HOLLYWOODBACKWASH*