Man it’s been a long time since I did a Lindsay Lohan post. I honestly forgot she existed when she went to rehab, and now that she’s back, I’m not sure I’m ready for her to exist again. But, unfortunately, I don’t have that choice. If I had the choice on who existed, there wouldn’t be enough famous people left in Hollywood for me to write this stinkin’ blog anymore. So I guess I’m lucky I don’t have that choice, huh?

Here’s Lindsay Lohan with boyfriend Riley Giles and her manager-mom Dina Lohan eating a lovely, happy (hah) dinner in New York. Rumor has it that the Lohan clan is going to get together and have a happy Thanksgiving feast as a family. It will be a competition on who can get the drunkest and do the stupidest stuff. Lindsay’s already won cause she’s dating that lump Riley!