I haven’t written about Lindsay Lohan in a long time and I’m starting to miss her. (Did I just say that?!) I mean, she messes everything up, is beyond conceited, and has no idea how the real world works, but I’m really tired of writing about celebrities that are boring! I mean, Ali Larter’s diet?! Who really cares about that, amirite?!

I want Lindsay to come out of rehab a new girl, one that I can like and talk highly of. So I’m being patient and waiting for that. She’s been in there for a while and from what I’ve read, she hasn’t really changed that much. She may be drinking less and doing less cocaine, but she’s still whoring herself. Girlfriend needs self-esteem!

Apparently she broke up a marriage between Tony and Stephanie Allen. Tony is the singer of Dead Stays Alive (couldn’t even wiki him that’s how much of a loser this guy is)  and Stephanie is some broad that comes from a family worth over a billion bucks. Yikes! It’s gonna be a pricey divorce! Lohan’s rep told UsWeekly she had nothing to do with the break-up and Stephanie just wants to blame her. Whatever, you know Lindsay has been boffing him this whole time!