Lindsay Lohan Arrested!

Of course she isn’t sober. We knew that rehab was probably fake, and she just went so people would start liking her again. She just wants people to see her movies and she knows that nobody will unless she quits being a trainwreck! But guess what? She’s still an addict!
In Santa Monica, CA at around 2:15am this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested for her second DUI. She wouldn’t take a breathalizer, but she did agree to take the “walk-the-line” test, which she failed. It is also rumored that the alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet Lohan has been wearing was a fake.. classic.
When they first pulled her over she was arrested for driving with a suspended license, then they gave her the alcohol test and she failed. Then, at the jail, they found cocaine in her pockets. What a class act!
I really don’t get it. She had three other people in t he car. Couldn’t one of them drive? She thought she was so slick! You cannot be in that enviornment and have a drinking problem. She needs to go to Idaho or Wisconsin, in a farm, far away from civilization to cure her demons.
[...] we should give her some props for sticking to her huge life that is her “sober” life. Like I mentioned yesterday, Lindsay was busted for her second DUI early yesterday morning.. and to top it off, she was taken [...]