I’m not sure how Lindsay Lohan thinks anyone is going to believe that she is actually innocent, but whatever.. I guess we should give her some props for sticking to her huge life that is her “sober” life. Like I mentioned yesterday, Lindsay was busted for her second DUI early yesterday morning.. and to top it off, she was taken to jail with cocaine in her pockets. And now Lindsay is saying, of course, she is innocent. Here’s the statement she released to Access Hollywood:

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

She can’t even release statements that are full sentences anymore. Jesus. And of course it’s never her fault. And let me just say that people are giving her privacy because they just don’t give a shit anymore. Everyone is beyond tired of reading about her not being clean, and tired of her lying about her addiction, and now nobody really gives a damn. I know I don’t. I’m just waiting for the train to wreck much worse.

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