I am disappointed by reality on a daily basis.. you know what I mean? I really love The King of Queens. The show is hilarious and Doug and Carrie (played by Leah Remini and Kevin James) have great chemistry.. they are both so hilarious. But in real life, Leah Remini is not just a Scientologist, but she’s also an annoying biatch. I saw her on Leno and all she did was talk about how much of a hard-ass she is and how ghetto she is. It was quite ridiculous. And she’s BFFs with J. Lo so you know that means J. Lo is probably an unbearable person to be around, too. Bummer. Don’t you hate it when you really like an actor or singer or something, and then you see them on talk shows in real life and they end up being total douche bags? That’s how I feel about Leah Remini. Anyway, she was just quoted saying how stupid it is for people to say she’s trying to convert J.Lo to Scientology.

“Two girls can’t hang out together? What does that have to do with religion? I just don’t understand it. I would never question, “Such-and-such is hanging out. Does anybody know her religious beliefs? Because that’s why they’re probably hanging out together.” She’s a fabulous girl. I’m fabulous to hang out with. But it’s like, “What could these two have in common? She must be trying to convert her!”

“I read once that I was trying to get Jennifer to do Scientology because it helps with fertility. I don’t know what that’s about. That’s bull – that we’re sitting there at the Polo Lounge talking about fertility. I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant.”

Does she? Because you just never know. I really don’t think Marc Anthony looks capable of impregnating anyone. He looks like if he tried, he might pass out and then be sick with the flu for the rest of the year. Know what I mean?