Honestly, can the biggest two douche bags in the world, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, be trusted to confirm anything, even if it isn’t important? I really don’t think so. Anyway if there was a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape, would anyone care to see it? I mean, she’s got a Gucci pump so far up her ass that she can never let loose on camera, just imagine what she is like in the bedroom (borinnnnggg!). Plus, Jason is a hairy beast and I’m definitely not trying to see him naked, either.

Of course, of all places they could’ve done this, Heidi and Spencer “confirmed” the sex tape on the stupid ass Tyra Banks show. Seriously, Tyra? Homegirl is the fakest talk show host ever. She wants to exercise her blackness to get black viewers but then she wants to be white for everything else. She’s ugly and lame. (Damn I’m grouchy today).

I hope Heidi and Spencer just disappear. That would be nice. Lauren, too. Hell, add Tyra to that.