And Sheryl Crow thought she was depressed when Lance just broke up with her! Wait until she hears that he’s dating a girl who is 15 years younger than him… she’s really going to lose it! Cancer survivor and athlete Lance Armstrong and actress Ashley Olsen (I say actress because she was Michelle Tanner, but other than that she’s just famous cause she’s rich and skinny) are rumored to be dating. The couple was spotted in New York on October 29th:

The new couple was spotted at New York hotspot Rose Bar on October 29 by an eyewitness who tells Us Weekly, “they were being very flirtatious.” The next night, the May-December duo took in Broadway play Young Frankenstein before dinner and wine at the Waverly Inn.

And while Armstrong prepped to run last Sunday’s New York City Marathon, the lovebirds shacked up at luxe hotel Soho House, where they both had booked rooms.

Sources tell Us, however, that Olsen shouldn’t let herself get swept away by the whirlwind Big Apple romance. “Lance is a candidate for a midlife crisis,” says a source close to the divorced father of three.

Doesn’t it just seem weird for them to be sleeping together? I mean, the fact that they both had separate rooms at a hotel is just a scheme to make people think they slept apart but you know they didn’t! Doesn’t Lance think of Ashley as like, his daughter? When he was a sophomore in high school she was a baby on Full House. That’s definitely messed up according to me, I’ll tell you that much. What are we going to see next?! Alec Baldwin and Mary Kate Olsen? You never know.