Kirsten Dunst, ever since I saw her in that movie The Virgin Suicides, really strikes me as someone who’s always bitching about something and always finds a reason to be depressed. You know those people, right? The ones who can’t be happy about anything and are always giving you a pissed off look for no reason. That’s how I imagine Kirsten Dunst to be. And now that’s she has been in rehab, I know she’s an alcoholic so throwing that juicy tidbit in the mix only reinforces my vision of her. There’s a rumor that the reason that snaggle tooth is always depressed is that she’s still  not over her ex-boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal. Kirsten was always a partier but when she got dumped the partying increased (just like every normal chick in her twenties, though). Us Weekly says that’s how she got to start drinking a bit too much.

“Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.”

Love makes you do crazy things. Namely drink, I’d say. Let’s hope this rehab works for her so when she gets clean she’ll come to her celebrity senses and start putting all these magazines on blast for trying to guess what her problems are. Oh and you know she totally will. She lives for the dram!