Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell Broke Up
Kirsten “snaggletooth” Dunst and her rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell have broken up. Of course Kirsten didn’t talk to any of the tabloids but Johnny did. He pretty much blamed himself. I’m sure Kirsten threatened him that if he told the truth (that she is an unbearable beeotch) then she’d have him killed. Or something like that. Here’s what Johnny said of the split:
“We were leading different lifestyles. It’s over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework. Fair enough, but I’m messy, and I love messing around with bikes.
“She couldn’t stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can’t say I blame her, really.”
I don’t know what stale fags are but I can definitely say that I don’t want them in my living room either. I still stick to my theory that Kirsten is just such a bitch that no one can stand her. She probably paid him to date her this long!
Are you watching the VMA’s? I know you don’t feel sorry for Britney, but I do. She did not look like she was comfortable in her own skin. Lack of rehearsal, overweight for a high-energy performance and could not walk or dance in those damn high-heel boots. So sad. She’s probably downing a bottle of Grey Goose right now and I don’t blame her. Plus, Sarah Silverman is just mean! I don’t feel sorry for many people, but I do for her. Plus, I’m pissed that K-Fraud and Shar are most likely laughing right now. That slime opportunist! Just wanted to vent to a friend.
stale fags are old cig butts lying around
Gonzo–I emailed you!
[...] Johnny Borrell tells the world why Kirsten Dunst broke up with him. Can you really blame her? [Hollywood Headache] [...]
The real reason was that she was jelous that he has better teeth and is better looking.