You know you’re an alcoholic when you get a DUI on a Tuesday morning! No, no, I’m just kidding. When you’re famous, you can party whatever night you want and it’s never frowned upon… right?

24 actor Kiefer Sutherland was arrested this morning at 1:10am in west Los Angeles. He failed a field sobriety test and tested over the state’s legal blood alcohol limit of .08. Kiefer was arrested on misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence. It is unknown whether of not Kiefer stayed in the custody of the police.

Dang! I bet you Kiefer is a sloppy ass drunk. He’s probably telling everyone around him “Do you even know who I am?! I’m on 24, bitch!” I could just see it. But honestly, what I find funny is that a normal person who, say worked at a public or state job, couldn’t get a DUI without probably losing their job. But actors, they can really do whatever they want without losing anything besides a little cash! DUI’s are common to celebrities. Its like the equivalent of.. hell, I can’t think of anything. I was going to say losing a dollar in your jeans.. you’re bummed but it doesn’t phase you. BUT, I get depressed for weeks if I lose even a quarter! Celebrities are so out of the loop of reality!

Kiefer, clean up your act!