Kid Rock is Happy He Divorced Pam Anderson
Kid Rock is saying now that he never loved Pamela Anderson and that he’s happy he divorced her. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t Pamela be saying she’s happy she isn’t with that scuzz-ball anymore? Wait, upon further inspection of both of their pictures, I’ve decided to call it a draw. They are both equally happy to be broken up and we are all happier because we are sick of seeing their worn-out, fug old faces everywhere together. Yay! Kid Rock said,
“I went through what I went through, and there’s no doubt it wasn’t love – we went through all these things, but then coming out of it pretty much unscathed, after uprooting my son and a lot of things, it’s like, ‘Thank god I’m out of this.’… It had zero to do with her. Of course, she’ll tell everyone she was the victim in it, like always.â€
On, snap! Pam always acts like the victim, huh? Well honestly, Kid Rock couldn’t even compete with Tommy Lee. I mean, have you seen their video on the boat? Okay, enough said. That only happens once and you can never make it happen again and be better.
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What a loser. I heard the reason she dumped his microscopic peen was because he couldn’t stand the idea of sharing her wares with the rest of the world. What the hell did he think he was getting into? And he had the nerve to say being associated with her was bad for his career. No one really knew who the dumbass was till he became associated with her, so he should be thanking his God for bionic breast implants if you ask me.