Definitely no surprise in this story. The only thing I feel when I read this story is sad. Except, it sort of makes me want to find Britney Spears and tell her all about what karma is, and then also ask her if shes ever heard a little saying that goes “I TOLD YOU SO!” because if she hasn’t, I’d let her in on what it means and how it applies to her.

The other day I wrote about how Kevin Federline was reportedly seeking more custody over his two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but it was unknown just how much custody Kevin wanted. Today, we found out that Kevin Federline is seeking 70/30 custody. His reasons, however, are not for the safety and well-being of his boys. What a shock! TMZ reports:

It’s puzzling that Kevin is suddenly alarmed, given that he’s had absolutely no contact with Spears for almost three months. In fact, we’re told she’s begging him to communicate because of parenting issues but he won’t play ball.

That brings us to the paperwork Federline filed. Sources say there are declarations from Kevin, both of his lawyers, Kevin’s nanny and a nanny who interviewed with Britney is October, 2006, before the couple separated. In the papers, Federline’s lawyer also included various magazine articles about Britney. Legal experts say good luck getting that into evidence.

Alli Sims, Britney’s cousin, was served over the weekend. Kevin’s lawyer wants to take her deposition. Now here’s what’s telling. Federline’s lawyer also wants to take Britney’s depo, but a source connected with Alli says the deposition notice Britney received is all financial — in other words, the references are all about money, not the kids.

A Federline source says it’s all about the kids and not money. Federline wants Britney under oath talking about whether she drinks and how she parents the kids.

Under oath? Like being under oath means anything to someone who vomits in back seats of cars, does cocaine, strips down in her panties for a swim, and shaves her head. I definitely think Kevin is money motivated and Britney is crazy. So someone needs to intervene. I’m surprised Madonna hasn’t tried to adopt Sean and Jayden! Doesn’t she like to “save” babies? (By save I mean steal and call it saving.) I hope Kevin doesn’t get a dime of her money. I hope she wises up and takes care of herself. I also hope I find a bag of unmarked money in the street tomorrow. Ahh, to hope.